e J am a little Brigitte Bardot in the soul, see ... I have a physical * goddess hear my Coupin rigouler ! Lot of dogs! * and j'adoooooooooore the z'animaux ! The hairy, scales, smelly and aggressive.
is also why a few years ago, in a burst of infinite goodness, I agreed to keep Pinoupette .
Well, must say that after giving me these eyes then , not easy to shove a foot in the ass by telling him to go get poupouiller hair mustache elsewhere
short, for many years, Pinoupette , pussy apartment bored to the point that she decided to secretly plotting against me engaged, for example, watering daily urinary my bathmat * you never know, sometimes only daisies grew there! * the bitch! * squatting at my super massive Ikea armchair , murder in cold blood in my late Yucca Yucca shredding and very painful for my legs ...
It goes without saying that I could, after all these miseries, deliver food to the dogs in the neighborhood, but no, I told you, I love the hairball.
However, one day, Pinoupette ... I wanted to make her fêêêêêêêêête !
But she sent me direct hosto ... this bundle.
It was a beautiful day summer while I was still swollen from post-partum hormones , my Peanut cagua liquid every quarter of an hour and my old apartment had not smoked by a neighbor was in need of neurons ...
While I was preparing to sunbathe on my beautiful terrace facing south, Pinoupette , always on the lookout for something stupid last minute, made his claws on my couch, staring at me with an air of defiance and with a smile on the lips ... If so, I assure you, it rigoulait the bitch! Frustrated
have been interrupted in full relaxation program, I rushed towards the tigress and unhappy in a burst, I gave him a tremendous kick that landed not on the ass the guilty ... but in my sofa ...
Aiïïïieuuuuuuuuuuh ! Whore of brothel of shit ! Saloooooooope ! I would have your skin!
Miaouuuuuuuuuu ! * "Fuck you!" language pussy *
Not only have I missed, but in addition, I fractured foot. Go explain that the doctor who treated me without it's laughing at my face ...
And besides, colleagues Mackerel have vindicated c'te bitch.
j'vous say the qu'ça plotting behind my back!
And then she looks at me. 'em feel it is preparing a coup, there! meaning 'em ...
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