D years a fortnight, Mackerel, Peanut and I will finally develop into our new home.
After signing the lease papers and everything else, we sharpened our credit card and hop towards the sales!
Here we are in the process of scouring the shelves on the lookout for great promos that kill ...
- Waouuuuuh! The toilet seat is settled, it is 2 euros less, it's cooool!
- Regaaaaaaarde! The mobile air conditioning is $ 299 instead of 300! The case!
- Ohlalalala! 15 door handles and get the 16th free!
Nan, is not to say, balances this year is too much ball.
Anyway, we came for a single reason to buy a lounge / dining-room. Yeah, no less. We were all happy, look on the internet, we had identified a range of 1200 euro, but on live, it was the stew. Nice, but quality shit.
So we fell back on more expensive but with better quality and as we got a little prostitute and the seller we took a lot of things (6 chairs, table, dresser, bookcase, TV stand), it gave us a discount of 350 euros.
But when you pay! Ah! The drama!
- Mackerel, we forgot to take a coffee table!
- Ben why?
- Put your feet!
- Ah yes, I understand the vital urgency of this purchase ...
And if I fucked up a saleswoman who was not at all, but then no desire to do his job.
I had to use all my skills to convince neuronal Mackerel not to buy an alarm clock digital-laser-giant-who-you-die-the-eardrums.
J'me'm Pete the serious to the fund when the lady said the amount of 1442 euros and dust and I took out my checkbook with an air of saying "yeah, it's not a mistake, I spent serious and i can pay cash!"
J'me am the least peatedly when she gave me my check and she told me that the amount exceeded my ceiling (oops, I forgot to make my payment!).
J'me'm all rabougrite when my man took out his credit card as Zorro and his sword to save me.
And if not, I have not found a coffee table for my tootsies. But more importantly, I still can not find a sofa to put my ass.
I do not know if I could to overcome this tragedy.
Importantly, I discovered a talent today: I am not an expert on decoration. All I chose is absolutely ugly. According Mackerel.
I expect to see the head it will do when he knows what I want to place on the living room wall. I feel he will pull his mouth. It's pretty conceptual. And very moruesque.
But at the same time, it's less trashy than the giant poster of AC / DC and his dragoons resin he wants to put in the middle of the show ... I feel there will be losses during the move ... Neither seen nor known. 'End anyway he scratches, if he wants to redecorate the closet, slap me do not care, but Do not touch the living room, or room, nor that of the girl, or the car-bath or the toilet!
He remains the dressing room, cellar and pantry and that's not bad, nah Me Oh!
Ps: This article is fully mess. As the balances.
Re-ps: Oh it! It was the couch! Tonight, we take the coffee table! And then, it will be shopping Deco after the move! Youpiiii!
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