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The time of removal approach, and I activate Mackerel: détapisser, line, laundry, painting, crafts, sand, glaze, I would take almost for Valerie Damidot, missing is the camera and a few pillows under my T-shirts to make more credible ...

Obviously I have no time for the blog because, well, I love you, dear poiscaille, but rooms (on the big words!), It takes time and a great deal of energy so I put the blog on hold until next week (unless I have to tell you something stupid, of course!).

Kisses moruesques friends, and thank you for so many to follow my crazy adventures ...

Ps: is true that when you're on a site, you fart and burp without restraint ... Huhu!

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Moo! Hi han! Baaaah!

Peanut M ais called Mackerel why "daddy" while I, she calls me "Mom meuuuuh "...?

I feel like I'm going to offend.

Yes, yes, I feel it.

's it, I'm annoyed.

Although earlier when she had her father on the phone and he asked in a tone most stupid "that that is who you talk to téléphooooooone?"

She said: "Hi haaaaaaan.

bim And, in the teeth!

Cod is a cow, a donkey Mackerel. I feel that my readers will become goats ...

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A Bug!

Around me is the slaughter ... Between friends who are Glagla with their teeth, girlfriends who have nose redder than that of a clown and my family who has the burning brow, as saying that yes, the flu made victims!

But I am a survivor!

And as such, I must give you my secret.

While a first wave of an epidemic decimated the force of some friends, I discovered the site www.virus-grippe.fr launched by Roche, a leading of pharmaceuticals and diagnostics based research that provides tangible improvements in health and the quality and length of life of patients.

We all know because we had heard widely through the media or her doctor, flu is not a disease to take lightly, because every year, in addition to making us sick, she can also be fatal for some people too fragile.

Thus in a fun and educational site packed with information and advice tailored to each age of the population but also for pregnant women.

We discover how to protect themselves from germs thanks to some simple but important rules (wash your hands after coughing, sneezing and spitting into a tissue, for example) and according to our age you can also learn fun with small comics, games and even a quiz to test your knowledge.

can also view a map update every week and we can follow the evolution of the disease ... At this moment, precisely, the epidemic is almost universal across the country!

A Frequently Asked Questions and a glossary are also present to answer any questions that we are entitled to ask about the flu , prevention of this disease, the symptoms associated therewith, immunization, etc.. and understand all the medical terms a bit complicated.

But a little levity is also good after all that serious, you can also download for your children or yourself, goodies funny and entertaining as those that dot this article!

short, this site is very comprehensive and indispensable to guard against nasty germs! So dear

poiscaille, if you do not want to be floored by the flu, I invite you to visit the site and to follow all the valuable advice!

After that, you can tell me thank you for having you avoid night fever stuck with your mother at your bedside ...

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My savings are in the land of Care Bears! Waaaaaaw!

M a banker is a bit Noddy in the Land of buttons with rainbow rainbows everywhere around and ponies that make poop flowers and mountains of whipped where you can go tobogganing along with Teddy's ass-hair kittens.

Yes, you guessed it, my banker was a bit much, and was con-con.

And moreover, suffers from a devastating syndrome of amnesia. Certainly due to a quasi-permanent state of bliss and three naive neurons Survivors.

Last month, the banker at Mackerel:
- It will make an appointment, hey, it was an up-to-point to make. It will fit you on 22?

Mackerel:
- many? * Translation: What Do I still want the button on legs? Damn, I have nothing to reproach myself all my bills are nickel, Cod has not crossed with the savings! Shit, she'll still get screwed up sleeping in for bullshit! And besides, I scratch my ass! *

The banker, reassuring
- Nah, but you worry about, eh, it's nothing nasty, just a clarification, what.

Mackerel, a little con vanquished
- me or goes to 22.

22! Blowin 'the cops. Mackerel wakes up to the flock, the banker called to warn of its mini-delay of three quarters of an hour and hop forward.

Mackerel:
- Hello. The banker-

macaroon:
- Hello.

* A password-haired angel *

The banker-macaroon * Careful, the blunder happens * :
- Ben er ... Why you've made an appointment?

Mackerel, Zen, but also the forehead veins popping as those of an ass chick in the throes of hemorrhoids:
- For frigged you fuck your life bitch! Because you told me he had to a tune. So I'm coming to a tune.

The banker, shot in the air Care Bears:
- Ah yes, maybe, I dunno. Well that's what. Er ... No, everything is fine.

She has not had to play the piston mom and dad to get there. She had orgy with Scrooge. I see no other explanation.

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Goodbye ugly cracks! The hair

In winter, my fins deteriorate: crevices, small wounds, irritations, in short, the total! Cod flakes!

I tested several other creams and ointments, but until then, I have not found anything convincing. That's when I recently discovered a new product. It is Apaisyl Cracks (formula clinically tested under control dermatological).

I have not tested yet, but I confess that I tried would let me view all the positives that I could detect in this care 2 in 1 ...

In fact it is a program treatment & prevention of cracks: two complementary steps whose effectiveness is dermatologically proven.

First, we treat the nasty cracks due to cold, detergents and other attacks, with the liquid bandage Apaisyl Cracks. It fills cracks and repairs. In short, it was more sore and it wipes her tears, because yes, I'll warrant, assault on the ends of the cold, it's really painful!

then goes on to the second step is to massage and rub the cream Apaisyl cracks on his hands, to soothe and nourish the skin, relieving dry, irritated and damaged.

zieuter I invite you to the brand website ( http://www.apaisyl.com/ ) where you can get more information on the range.

And then you can thank me for saving your nice damaged hands !

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Do not miss: The Maison et Objet

And yes, it is right now and until 25 January, the Maison et Objet being held in Villepinte.

This trade only the decoration takes place 2 times a year. You'll find all the decoration and furniture placed in separate universes: design, ethnic, creator of the corner, textiles, tableware, outdoor furniture ...

A good way to know what trends will Deco 2011 ...
From what I've already heard here and there: this year it home the cocoon, the house refuge ...

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H st evening, hygiene radius of the mall, Mackerel Cod:

- You do not want a razor 5 blades? Because you got the hair still tough, eh!

course is screaming that I made her bullshit. And it's me down under my hood as I crossed the store under the laughter of the guests ... I

my revenge. Stay tuned.

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Fantasies Cod Mackerel vs

aquereau M and I, we look often the films entertainment, but let's face it, fantasy is a lot about the players ...
Because, well, Brad Pitt shirtless out of the pool, it makes me dream more than mackerel out of the shower, passing the towel on the hair ass. And I imagine that
easily see Angelina Jolie as the trigger that anymore than I fantasize, spraying the toilet pshiiiit odor ...

But it is clear that is not the same conception of the word fantasy ...

Cod Mackerel:
-Pfff, it's not you who would be so considerate 'spice of primary nag! Kevin Costner looks like he has included women, he! He says such pretty words Love ...

Mackerel Cod:
- The Eva Longoria, I would not spit on it saying so. Though so, but not as you think ...

Pffff ...

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balances with Mackerel and Cod ...

D years a fortnight, Mackerel, Peanut and I will finally develop into our new home.
After signing the lease papers and everything else, we sharpened our credit card and hop towards the sales!

Here we are in the process of scouring the shelves on the lookout for great promos that kill ...

- Waouuuuuh! The toilet seat is settled, it is 2 euros less, it's cooool!
- Regaaaaaaarde! The mobile air conditioning is $ 299 instead of 300! The case!
- Ohlalalala! 15 door handles and get the 16th free!

Nan, is not to say, balances this year is too much ball.

Anyway, we came for a single reason to buy a lounge / dining-room. Yeah, no less. We were all happy, look on the internet, we had identified a range of 1200 euro, but on live, it was the stew. Nice, but quality shit.
So we fell back on more expensive but with better quality and as we got a little prostitute and the seller we took a lot of things (6 chairs, table, dresser, bookcase, TV stand), it gave us a discount of 350 euros.
But when you pay! Ah! The drama!
- Mackerel, we forgot to take a coffee table!
- Ben why?
- Put your feet!
- Ah yes, I understand the vital urgency of this purchase ...

And if I fucked up a saleswoman who was not at all, but then no desire to do his job.
I had to use all my skills to convince neuronal Mackerel not to buy an alarm clock digital-laser-giant-who-you-die-the-eardrums.
J'me'm Pete the serious to the fund when the lady said the amount of 1442 euros and dust and I took out my checkbook with an air of saying "yeah, it's not a mistake, I spent serious and i can pay cash!"
J'me am the least peatedly when she gave me my check and she told me that the amount exceeded my ceiling (oops, I forgot to make my payment!).
J'me'm all rabougrite when my man took out his credit card as Zorro and his sword to save me.

And if not, I have not found a coffee table for my tootsies. But more importantly, I still can not find a sofa to put my ass.
I do not know if I could to overcome this tragedy.

Importantly, I discovered a talent today: I am not an expert on decoration. All I chose is absolutely ugly. According Mackerel.
I expect to see the head it will do when he knows what I want to place on the living room wall. I feel he will pull his mouth. It's pretty conceptual. And very moruesque.
But at the same time, it's less trashy than the giant poster of AC / DC and his dragoons resin he wants to put in the middle of the show ... I feel there will be losses during the move ... Neither seen nor known. 'End anyway he scratches, if he wants to redecorate the closet, slap me do not care, but Do not touch the living room, or room, nor that of the girl, or the car-bath or the toilet!
He remains the dressing room, cellar and pantry and that's not bad, nah Me Oh!

Ps: This article is fully mess. As the balances.

Re-ps: Oh it! It was the couch! Tonight, we take the coffee table! And then, it will be shopping Deco after the move! Youpiiii!

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Of Hugs! Hugs! I want to cuddle! I like câliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins! And that's good, because Skip committed to the association Enfance et Partage to bring a little sweetness to children ...
And which of you it sweeter than a loving hug, huh? Well, I know that my scales cod you could scratch and tickle the ribs in a friendly embrace, however, do not worry, Skip has thought of everything and from January 17 through the site www.partageonsladouceur . com that the mark has been created, you can send messages and virtual Calinous people we love ... It's not tip-top it, frankly?

The service is obviously free for us, Calinous virtual senders, however, Skip donate € 0.50 to the Association Enfance et Partage each Calinou sent. So! Makes you not want to send all full of love via the net?

I do! Especially since several kinds of messages are proposed, all cuter and funnier than the others!

The gentle cycle, which, as its name suggests is a sweet and cute theme to perfection, with a bunny that wants to poupouiller ...

The program mix where the bunny is taken to the king of disco! A real double Travolta in Saturday Night Fever! Yeah!

The program 90 °, with a boiling hot lapinette any exhilarated! Lovers will surely appreciate ...

short, enjoy doing a good deed for free, with love and humor, it's still a good way to start the year, right?

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my readers take the shame!

A Hlal with this new year, not a minute to myself * She said in a fan's feet on the couch ... *
Yes, I have a thousand projects in mind to supplement my income, full of ideas for my blogs, the future Deco thinking for my new apartment, Peanut full of energy that must be addressed , furniture to buy and organize your move in short, I do not know exactly where to head ...

So I apologize if these days I put a little less up to date this aquarium. This is only temporary and you should get sorted by the month of March (let's be off!).

Anyway, I come today you talk about the bright and wonderful idea I had. Not worth taking a look of surprise, that I sometimes shout "Eureka!" from time to time! I know I replaced half of my brain with trout eggs, m'enfin good ...

short, I was saying I had an idea.

I will reveal it.

live rhymes in "e".

I suddenly realized, that some time, I always tell my worst shame when many of those Mackerel (although it it is more like a natural state), and I thought there were fed there that we gave of ourselves. Therefore, I decided to publish from time to time, some selected pieces of your life exciting for you, my readers! An anecdote

Rigoulot when you tell it to grandpa and auntie Lulu Pilou they bidonnent as ponies, a fact that incredibly funny you say yes, the truth lies elsewhere, but not stupid. In short, lil 'stolen moments in your life when you took the worst shame!

Z'avez want a moment of supreme gloiritude moruesque on this blog, so send me your little souvenir cans by mail (see right column "contact me") and of course, trying to write correctly!

the poiscaille Merki, I look forward to reading your adventures!

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I here are some time Pepe tagged me asking me they were my 4 resolutions of 2011.

I thought.

* it happens at least once a week *

And I wondered if I really had to put this in writing on this blog. Because, well, you read them is like signing a contract ... I will be obliged to abide by them, otherwise the credibility goodbye ... * already that I'm not much ... *

short, this moment is important. This moment is solemn * vive la mortadella! * Here are my resolutions * ass hairs! Oh! It's alright, it was easy one! *

Resolution No. 1: lose weight.

Yes, cod is a little whale. 20 kilos overweight due to thyroid dysfunction triggered many years ago because of a huge emotional shock * 3615 j'écouuuuuuute my life! *
Thanks to a phenomenal rise moralista after years of playing Rambo and psychological after seeing the Light * * who can understand my old I gave birth to me today. And with this revival, I had several options to counter bonus: kiffage intensive life, exacerbated positivity for all small or big problems of everyday life (I prefer to call them experiments), more afraid of anything (except blood spurting from a stick in the son), and ... and ... thyroid which is stabilizing.
But now I'm pregnant ... And then I found my hourglass coughed coughed behold Cachuète rears his nose ... Breastfeeding, maternal blah-blah, result: 20 pounds.

It is time for me to do something. And it starts tonight. Yeah, not even fear.

Resolution No. 2: pass my driving test.

27 years and not even a car to make me a shopping spree when I want. And incidentally, do the shopping, bring Peanut pediatrician, go to safety, 'end all boring stuff, eh?
Yeah, I had been driving along, I only remained to take the license examination that was supposed to get top-the-hand so I drove better than Sebastien Loeb.
But no.
I have not had the courage for 18 years, my confidence was as large as Lilliputians in the middle of a herd of elephants ... That nerd, eh.
short, I decided to remedy this lack equipment because ... * Careful, intensely emotional sequence * is super important to me. Prove to myself that I can, because I am simply. Because at the time, was one of the biggest fears of my life. And now, I can not wait.
Except that I'm too lazy. Because damn, I'll have I typed the code, and return the book review and fun to the slides in a group, it fills me a little! Note, this is better than a return of "phobia of flying."

Resolution No. 3: continue to make you laugh.

I know, nothing that makes you decide Cod pee on it so you rigoulez as seals, but now, making people laugh is not that easy.
already need inspiration. Well, okay, with mackerel, which I already hold three blogs, but there is not that!
I give myself too ...
So I guess that 2011 will be shielded gadin, comical situations, anecdotes and other silly stuff ... amazing
Then good update and maintain this tank, it's work! Write the text, although written in a very very familiar, it takes time and the air of nothing, I work! About 1 hour to 2 hours per day for a single article. And yet, must read, modify, re-re-read, etc.. Until it sounds good. Besides, when I reread it not that I feel sloppy.
And finally, I answer all your messages, emails, make a cuckoo on your blogs, do its ads on social networks, etc..
short, the blog is a job to him all alone. So I hope that passion will take me a long time and it take me away ...

Resolution No. 4: keeping all those resolutions!

Obviously, these 4 resolutions are accompanied by a new section: Cod Resolutiones 2011!
way, I'll keep you informed of all my adventures régimesques, voituresques and blogosphere.

Ahlala, strongly next year!

Nan j'déconne, 2011 is too great, I want to be in 2011 my whole life! Yippee!

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The kitchen is the centerpiece of the house. She deserves all the attention on decoration.

I stopped on a very current trend: the central island.

Indeed, the kitchen island has become a fixture in kitchens.

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