finally revealed! Yes and no M orues plump, ungainly tunas, whales and other whales complexed doped burgers, I will now reveal to you the miracle diet!
I confess to having discovered by chance and therefore have no merit to this wonderful discovery who did not mince words, will change your lives!
It is now some months since I put myself in psychological condition to slim ... I close my eyes, takes my breath, my focus and imagine slim, slender and without a fart fat under the shirt.
course, this projection technique is very successful on the scale, but it's nice to dream a little ... Muscles and the brain is less tiring than 10 pushups and 20 sit ups, is not it?
I was not previously complexed, especially since Mackerel loves me as I am and enjoying the good bread, he kneads me at will and for his delight. Because yes, on my hips is enough to make live a full bakery ...
But!
Notice of Mackerel, I just beat the ovaries, and who knows why, I begin to complex. They say that big all the time to see big, even thin. Ben, I saw myself as fat thin. Anyway, I'm nothing like the others, so ...
short, destroyed by the truth that I exploded in the figure as a button acne ripe, yes, I had to admit that I have a fat ass.
So I did what anyone does in any desperate situation.
I prayed.
I transcribe my prayer word by word, but Basically, I could run 50 balls to God for my life very boring unpacking and patience to listen to me complain ... Anyway, I asked him if it was possible for me to remodel a little bit from here and there? After all, he has laid the world in 7 days is not a little piece of fat that will scare him!
And the same night, the miracle took place.
I could keep it to myself or to pay the trick thousands of dollars and end my days in the sunny Bahamas sipping cocktails, but my generous soul ... I'll give you the secret here.
'attention, the moment is historic, holy, please you gather and light a candle and singing Gloria. Thank you. My dear
poiscaille you want to lose weight?
mug so the flu! I guarantee you in less than 3 kilos in just two days!
After my call for help via online saint, an armada of bugs I was sent to cleanse my organs stained with grease.
Aaaaah sweet giclûres vomit, poop soft light, fever and fatigue angelic sacred ... The first two kilos flights, my motivation has suddenly awakened régimesque!
is convalescing I had the click savior, my big butt found hello to the flu. By itself, it does not finish all of your extra pounds, but it is through that comes the gnaque initiate a real plan, or at least rebalance food ... Because the Cod, it feeds not only salad and fresh water, do not abuse either.
short, if you too have wanted to test this magic bullet, then I invite you to follow a few tips to make contact with microbes inclined to serve you in your struggle against the scales:
1) Lick the public toilet bowl. My preference going to those stations. Very little clean, bacteria y swarm by the millions and come from diverse backgrounds. Feel free to move your little lick, nobody is watching you!
2) Pick up used tissues and breathe with lungs full of moisture human secretions. Attention even when not hit a rebel p'tite shit, it would be bale to the lug on the nose before the mocking eyes of passersby.
3) kiss on the mouth of the hobo corner. Do not be disgusted, it's for your own good, the sacrifice is worth it. He is outside all the time, saw his runny nose and his haggard eyes, chances are that he you refile a few microbes. I advise you, however, be clear with him so it does not take this fiery kiss to any sexual proposition.
4) Do not wash your hands after using the toilet. There's that thin who do that. We, you want to lose weight, so we are not afraid to take risks. Of course, if you have a little poo on the corner of the finger, it will still cleaning effort, a lick, of course.
5) Dress is lightweight, the best is downright hair, but in this case, I suggest you do so in an isolated area not to be treated exhibitionist. It seeks to slim down, not to create problems.
This was a thin samples microbiesques all possibilities available to you, I'm sure you will not miss ideas to nab a gastrointestinal p'tite a p'tite flu or both at a time, why not let crazy!
only remains to wish you good luck in your weight loss, but my gut tells me that with this miracle diet you will soon become a mermaid with smooth curves.
I do not guarantee, by cons, an iron until your 80 years, but it does not matter if you young crevez of hepatitis chopée the bathroom of the station, you die thin, and it is well worth a few sacrifices!
Ps: flu makes stupid. Tested and approved.
